emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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lizclimo:

fair enough

lizclimo:

fair enough

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intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

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shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

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homophobing:

really really?really really.

homophobing:

really really?

really really.

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lifehacks247:

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threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

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diannaagr0n:

someone left this picture on the tester camera at target

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i’m

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tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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