geometricdeathtrap:

I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving

geometricdeathtrap:

I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving

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notsocolourblind:

hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Reblogging every time this goes past

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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7/100 Brittany Pierce Quotes

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burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

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pumpkinfrittata:

ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

Yes.

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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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magikarp:

we’re in mexico and my brother said he can’t read the clock because he cant speak spanish

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starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

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