paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

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mothersgay:

hotanimegirl:

gif:

why was the math book sad?

had too many problems

fuck you

no need to be a calcuhater 

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So dressy…. Not really.

So dressy…. Not really.


And she’s right…


So apparently my parents alway know when Ive been drinking..
My mom said I tend to sit or lay on the kitchen floor..


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darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

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virginclub:

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST

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Well good morning to you too haha

Well good morning to you too haha


fishingboatproceeds:

I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.

fishingboatproceeds:

I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.

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leonmcgann:

the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.

leonmcgann:

the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.

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